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Post by Firebird on Oct 17, 2005 9:20:18 GMT -6
"If you beleive in me, then I beleive in you, is that a deal?" -Unicorn in Through the Looking Glass
"Booyahhh!" -Kusco, in The Emporer's new Groove
"Well, tell me, if we all lived be leviticus law: my cheif of staff insists on working on the Sabbath. Do i have to stone him myself, or can I just have the secret service do it? By the way, I'm interesting in selling my youngest daughter into slavery, what would you say is a fair price?...etc. And by the way, right now I am the president of the United States, and when I walk into a room, *everybody* stands." -President Bartlett The West Wing
"Wait a minute Joe, if what you say is true then...I still don't care!" -Dave Nelson News Radio
"I lit the building on fire." "Okay, Joe." "And last week, when three guys mysteriously died in the elevator accident -- that was me too." "That's fine Joe." "Well, while we're clearing the air, I'm also the unibomber." "Oh, who isn't? Just go away now." -Joe Guerelli and Dave Nelson News Radio
"I don't eat junk food." -Diego Ice Age
"Well, that's interesting." -Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean
"the Sanata Claus in the mall area is trying to kill me." -Bill News Radio
"You can blow up anything with enough soap." -Tyler Fight Club
"Well, I'm part of a club. And the first rule is that I'm not allowed to talk about it." -Bob Fight Club
"Don't try to confuse me with the facts!" -Bill McNeal News Radio
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Post by Music Note on Oct 17, 2005 12:51:17 GMT -6
Ana-Lucia: "When I tell you to do something, you do it. I say move, you move. I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?" SAWYER: [glare] "You first." -- LOST
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Post by Firebird on Oct 19, 2005 9:06:29 GMT -6
Oh, I forgot:
"Well, I'm not an economist, but wait....I am! And will this plan stimulate the economy, Josh?" "It'll stimulate the Swiss economy." "Josh gets bonus points for being funny and right at the same time." -President Bartlett and Josh The West Wing
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DarkRider
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Post by DarkRider on Oct 20, 2005 14:58:24 GMT -6
Will: I'm tired. Robin: *blinks at Will* What, after a nice refreshing sleep in the greenwood? W: I pulled seven acorns out of my ribs! R: Sleeping in meadows... W: *steps over some brush* My teeth ache with chattering! R: Nightingales singing... W: An owl hooting in my ear all night... R: Hooting? He was singing you to sleep! Robin Hood
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Post by Firebird on Oct 25, 2005 9:21:57 GMT -6
"So what? I lost. I went home, took a shower, had a drink. Know what I do when I win? Two drinks." -Amy West Wing
"So my tax 'refund' was really more like a loan." -Charlie West Wing
"Okay Mr. James, her's my lucky ring. You have to turn it a quester of a turn every half hour." "What happens if I forget to turn it?" "My mother dies." -Beth and Mr. James News Radio
"Little boy, are you a virgin?" "Yes." "Do you beleive in Jesus?" "No, I'm Jewish." "Congratulations then! You have been chosen to bear the anti-christ!" "What? But--!" -Kyle and Demon South Park
"Never be cold; never be false; never be cruel." -Betsy Troptwood David Copperfeild
"Now, how far are you willing to go for this girl?" "I would die for her!" "Oh...good." -Jack Sparrow and Will Turner Pirates of the Caribbean
"Do you have these flashbacks often?" "Yeah. Increasingly. Today." -Willy Wonka Charlie and the CHocolate Factory
"Well, I couldn't watch the show from there, no could I little girl?" -Willy Wonka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Slide me some skin, soul brother." -Willy Wonka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Post by Music Note on Oct 30, 2005 10:47:55 GMT -6
(Detective (Robert) Goren and Detective (Alice?) Eams are investigating a purse-snatching / murder in a public rest room) Goren: "She could have set her purse down on the floor." Eams: "No, she would have hung it up." Goren: "OR she could have set it on the floor." Eams: "NO, she hung it up." Goren: (catches Eams' eye) "Right. Girl thing."
-- Law And Order, Criminal Intent
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Post by Music Note on Oct 31, 2005 9:16:23 GMT -6
ahh, I keep on forgetting ones.
(Goren is questioning a suspect. Suddenly, out of the blue, he bends down in the suspect's ear and yells "BOO!" The suspect jumps) Goren: (grin) "Made you look!" -- Law And Order, Criminal Intent
(Kate is climbing a tree. She hears a noise, pauses, continues climbing, hears the noise again, picks up a rock, and throws it) Sawyer (who is very southern, for the record, comes stumbling into the clearing) "Ow. What are you doing?!" Kate: "What are *you* doing?" Sawyer: "It's my knee. You practically busted my knee." Kate: "You stalking me, now?" Sawyer: "Stalking you? I was protecting you." Kate: "From what? Southern perverts?" Sawyer: "Yeah, whatever. I can't believe you." Kate: "It's not that bad." Sawyer: "It's my knee. I'll tell you how bad it is. What are you doing out here anyway?" Kate: "Everyone's been eating a lot. This is the only place the trees aren't picked clean." Sawyer: "Yeah, well, you shouldn't be out here alone. Not after what happened. . ." Kate: "I'm fine. I can take care of myself." Sawyer: "Oh, of course." (Mocking Kate) "I don't need protection. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock." Kate (hearing something): "Shhhh." Sawyer: "What? You smell blood on the wind?" -- LOST
Kate: "A boar wouldn't just attack you for no reason." Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Thank you, boar expert. This one did. It's harassing me." -- LOST
(Sawyer is tracking a boar that's been wrecking his shelter, and ruining all of his stuff. He's going to take revenge.) Kate: (sneaks up behind him) "It's a foot print. Based on the weight and the distance between strides, I'd say you've been following Boone for about an hour." Sawyer: "Look. . ." Kate: "It could be Charlie, I suppose." Sawyer: "I'm tickled you're taking such an interest in my affairs. I really am. So don't take it personal when I tell you. . ." -- LOST
Sawyer (walking in the jungle): "I take comfort knowing that someday this all going to be a real nice shopping complex. Maybe even an auto mall." -- LOST
(Jack is gathering wood. Saywer sneaks up behind him, and pulls out his gun.) Sawyer: "Stick 'em up." Jack: "Trying to be funny?" Sawyer: (long pause, then he grins) "Yeah. I was fresh out of pies to throw at you. Here you go, sheriff." -- LOST
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Post by Firebird on Nov 2, 2005 10:19:42 GMT -6
"Let us pray....for this mouse." -Pastor Winn Dixie
"Oh no, he's coming back! He's coming back! Call the cops!" -Random, Terrified Worker Fire Me Please
-beer can falls out of the sky on some dude- "Real men should act like men, real beer should taste like beer." -Bud Light Commerical
"I would also like to tell you all that we have installed security cameras in the stairwells and hallways." "Oh, good, now we can find out if that weird intern really does sleep in the stairwell." -Dave and Catherine News Radio
-joe stands up- "Hey, look, everybody. I think Joe has something to say." "Yeah, this is totally bogus!" "...What's bogus, Joe?" "I don't know, but something's totally bogus about it." -Dave and Joe News Radio
"Hey yourself." -Mercellus? Hamlet in real English
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." -Not sure....
"Dave, you stole my cane!" "No, that's preposterous Bill." "Yes you did, I know it's around her somewhere! -precedes to search Dave's office- Alright, so you msut have gotten rid of it somehow, but I will find it!" "Alright Bill, bye then." "Wait, you just stepped in front of the window!" "...No I didn't!" "You tapped it to the side of the building, didn't you?" "No!" -moment of silence, Dave goes and opens the window- "Hey Bill?" "Yes, Dave." "I stole you cane." -mad grin, pulls cane out from underneath the window sill- "Well, Dave, this has to be the most childish stunt you've pulled yet." "No, Bill," -breaks cane over his knee- "this is. But of course, you knew I was gonna do that." "...No, that one caught me by surprise..." -Dave and Bill News Radio
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Post by Music Note on Nov 5, 2005 11:10:14 GMT -6
(Detective Robert Goren has been blamed for the suicide of a suspect (the two of them ended up yelling at each other, then the suspect stomped out. They later found him . . . he'd hung himself in his shower, leaving a note that blamed a certain incompitant detective). The suspect, they find out after his death, was innocent.) Detective Alex Eames: "I'd never mention anything in front of anyone, but you didn't listen to what she said, Bobby." -- Law And Order, Criminal Intent (Aaaand why I like that quote so much . . . is Eames in that moment gives away who the criminal is by calling Goren "Bobby.")
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Silvaqua
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Post by Silvaqua on Nov 6, 2005 2:10:30 GMT -6
"Who are you people?!" "Why must the sun set on this perfect day?" "People used to say to me, 'Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds.' But just look at me now!" (After King Neptune had slightly altered his body) -Patrick Star, from Spongebob
"Let this sleepin' dog lie, son. Dog-gone it, I'm dog tired. I'm tired of leading the dog's life and fightin' likes cats and dogs against cats and dogs, a young pup's doggin' my trail tryin' to become top dog. I'm going to the dogs in a dog eat dog world, son. I... I'm so far over the hill... I'm on the bottom of the other side." --Wylie Burp; Fievel Goes West
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Post by Music Note on Nov 7, 2005 12:20:58 GMT -6
>>(Aaaand why I like that quote so much . . . is Eames in that moment gives away who the criminal is by calling Goren "Bobby.")<< Oh sure, now that I said that, Eames calls Goren "Bobby" on a regular basis. -_- Figures. (Goren talking about his schizophrenic mother, after a man claiming to be an old friend of Bobby's, and the son of Bobby's mother's friend started asking her questions. Only, it turns out, that friend doesn't HAVE a son. So, after yelling at someone on the telephone, and slamming down the reciever, Goren looks up to see Eames entre the room.) Goren: " . . . she became agitated, had a psychotic episode. They tied her down to her chair and pumped her full of seditives . . . " -- Law & Order: Criminal Intent (^ I was just left staring at the TV after the quote . . . because I said almost the exact same thing to a friend, in almost the exact same tone of voice, only I was talking about my grandfather.)
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Post by Music Note on Nov 24, 2005 10:18:35 GMT -6
"Oh go farm a llama." - Lacey, Corner Gas
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Post by adam on Nov 26, 2005 11:44:47 GMT -6
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Post by Music Note on Nov 26, 2005 18:27:30 GMT -6
ahaha . . . more LOST quotes.
Sawyer (to Jin): "Yeah, yeah, Chewie, I know. My arm's about to fall off. "
LIBBY: "You want to let me just take a look at your shoulder?" SAWYER: "What, are you a doctor?" LIBBY: "A clinical psychologist." SAWYER: "You're a shrink? Well, maybe you ought to talk to my shoulder." LIBBY: "How'd you get shot, anyway?" SAWYER: "With a gun."
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Post by Music Note on Nov 28, 2005 10:30:18 GMT -6
*blink* Uh, yeah, even more LOST quotes. I actually just saw an episode from season 1 for the first time yesterday! I was watching it and was just like, "AHH, I don't remember this!" And it explained so much and . . . yeah. *cough* Charlie: "Look, it's okay, I can take care of turnip-head for a while. " Sayid: "How did you find this plane?" Locke: "Luck." Sayid: "You and Boone were hunting." Locke: "Was that a question?" Sayid: "Yes." Locke: "The boar got scarce a couple of weeks back. We weren't hunting, we were exploring." Sayid: "So you just happened upon a Beechcraft perched in the trees?" Locke: "Yep." Sayid: "At the funeral you said your leg was injured." Locke: "It was just a charlie-horse. A cramp." Sayid: "I know what a charlie-horse is, John." Locke: "Back in Iraq you were an interrogator." Sayid: "Is that a question?" Locke: "Yeah." Sayid: "A long time ago I was." Locke: "Well, you haven't lost your touch." Sayid: "Why would I interrogate you, John?" Locke: "Jack called me a liar in front of every man, woman and child I've come to know over the past month. Maybe there's a part of you that thinks maybe there isn't a plane out here at all." Sayid: "I know when I'm being lied to. There's a plane." Michael: "The way I figure is . . . you either want to be a hero, or you want to die." Sawyer: "Well. I ain't no hero."
EDIT: More quotes. Jack: "I don't believe in destiny." John: "Yes you do, Jack. You just don't know it yet." Sawyer: "Am I in a bunkbed?" (YES!! He's AWAKE! He's ALIVE!) [Sawyer is walking out of the bunker with Kate's help] Sawyer: "Come on, admit it, we're rescued." "Son of a . . ." (Sorry . . . I'm just so happy to see sawyer back. )
[ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN IN THE HATCH. Michael and a mysterious someone are having a conversation via the computer . . . the computer which is NOT TO BE USED FOR COMMUNICATION LEST IT CAUSE ANOTHER "incident." Michael is the one with the >:.] Hello? >: Hello? Who is this? >: This is Michael. Who is this? [long silence] Dad?
EDIT: *cough* me again.
CSI QUOTES! WHOOHOO!
Grissom: "There are three things people love to stare at: A rippling stream, a sunset, and a Zamboni going around and around."
Greg: "Without their discoveries, I'd have nothing to do all day." Nick: "What *have* you been doing all day?"
Grissom: "You're a grown man, Nick. Stop whining."
Nick: "Blood's like my grandfather. Never lies."
Sara: "How's my hypothesis?" Grissom: "Huh? Oh, I barely heard you." Sara: "Good thing I have a healthy ego."
Sara: "What's that smell?" Nick: "I'm nuking a burrito." Sara: "Mmm. Junk food and radiation. Good combo."
Sara: "Dead body. Bonus!"
Captain Jim Brass: "You're under arrest for obstructing justice, tampering with state's evidence, and violating seven articles of being scumbag."
Grissom: "You gotta breathe through your ears, Gribbs."
Greg: "Cath? Your DNA results are back. According to my DNA data, the chances are 814 quadrillion to one - that your suspect is our killer. Pretty good stats... " Catherine: "Yeah, considering there are only six billion people in world."
Grissom: "A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed." Captain Jim Brass: "Yeah? Groundbreaking." Grissom: "During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, 'what gorilla?'" Captain Jim Brass (sarcastic): "That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it."
Dr. Al Robbins: "You say tomato... I say cause of death."
Greg: "You smell like death." Sara: "I've heard."
Dr. Jenna Williams: "The leg was severed post-mortem." Catherine: "Well, that's good news." Dr. Jenna Williams: "How do you figure?" Catherine: "Would you want to be alive while your leg's being cut off?"
Greg: "You infected me with mildew?"
[upon finding an insect on the victim's clothes] Grissom: "It's a carpet beetle. It shouldn't be here." Catherine: "The vic seem more like a hardwood floors kind of guy to you?"
Greg: "Come hither!"
Catherine: "So, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Grissom: "How amazing the universe is. Everything made from the same carbon, stars to trees, trucks to human bones." Catherine: "Uh, no, I was thinking that we have about 100 bone fragments. We could ID this body before the end of the shift."
[When Grissom puts his ear up to the pile of bones on the table] Catherine: "Are the bones whispering to you?"
Grissom: "A girl... in a culvert pipe... at a highway construction site... in the middle of an alfalfa field... " [turns to Brass] "You got anything to add?" Captain Jim Brass: "Nothing as poetic."
Catherine: "When we have a problem, I don't paint Greg in latex and stick a straw up his nose." (^ It actually makes total sense in context. o.0)
Greg: "All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy." Grissom: "All play and no work makes Greg an UNEMPLOYED boy."
Grissom: "May we come in?" Lady Heather: "Say the magic word." Captain Jim Brass: "Warrant."
Catherine: "Don't touch me, I'm evidence."
Club manager: "Listen, this guy was scaring my customers, so I drove him out of town." Nick: "You didn't, by any chance, happen to put him in a bag and drop him off a hill into a gully did you?"
Greg: "Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall."
[to Grissom upon seeing a bug] Catherine: "Hey, look at that. Your six-legged soul mate."
Grissom: "We look at each case objectively, regardless of sex, creed, color, or bubblegum flavor."
Grissom: [studying a surveillance tape and inadvertently blocking Cath's view] "Can't tell what I'm observing here. What does that look like?" Catherine: "A five-foot-eleven workaholic."
Grissom: "It looks like these guys went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."
[Grissom and Catherine are looking at a science project class volcano] Catherine: "In fifth grade I built one of these as my science fair project, it was awesome. First place should have been mine, but they ended up giving it to this kid with some lame red ant colony." [Catherine looks at Grissom who is smiling] Catherine: "That was you!" [Later on] Nick: "Hey, volcano. I made one of these. Fifth grade science fair. I should've won, too." Grissom: "You've got to let it go, Nick."
Security guard: "Look, if my boss finds out I'm leaving every night to get my burger, I'm toast." Detective: "You keep lying to us, you're gonna be toast in a jumpsuit."
Todd: "It was just a little target practice." Nick: "And that's why it's illegal to discharge firearms within the city limits, genius."
Sara: "Clothing, $85. Earrings, $30. Latte, $4. Getting away with murder..." Grissom: "Priceless."
Sara: "Why are you throwing phone books?" Warrick: "Because a beaker gets glass all over the place."
Greg: "I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information." Grissom: "I thought that was MY line." Greg: "Yeah, and I absorbed it."
Nick: "Aww want me to make you a bottle and go night night?" Warrick: "Aww want me to clock your jaw and make you go night night?"
Zach: "You know how it is, you look like you were a jock in college." Greg: "Me?" Sara: "Him??"
Grissom: "Repeat after me. Silk, silk, silk." Nick: "Silk, silk, silk." Grissom: "What do cows drink?" Nick: "Milk." Grissom: "Cows drink water. They produce milk." [Later] Nick: "Hey, Catherine, say, "Silk, silk, silk."" Catherine: "Silk, silk, silk." Nick: "What do cows drink?" Catherine: "Water. Why?" Nick: [after a disappointed pause] "Never mind..."
Grissom: "Pica?" Dr. Al Robbins: "Boo?"
Captain Jim Brass: "He stopped talking to us after I told him we blew up his house."
[liquid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth] Sara: "Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud." Greg: "Grissom would have tasted it on purpose."
Greg: "I, am a genius." Warrick: "Let me guess, you ran the DNA and got a hit?" Greg: "No." Grissom: "You ran the DNA and something distinctive came up?" Greg: "No." Warrick: "You rolled out of bed and managed to dress yourself?" Greg: "No."
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